We get it, Sasha. Your General Hospital life has been a disaster since you first set foot in Port Charles. Sure, some might say you were asking for it, seeing as how you first came to town to trick Nina into thinking you were her long-lost daughter. But, seriously, karma seems to have repaid you a thousand times over. You are hardly the worst person in town, and yet all the bad stuff keeps on happening. No wonder you’re not thinking straight. But, we have to ask: What WERE you thinking?
Take That
Oh, Sasha (Sofia Mattsson), you lost your son, you lost your husband. You lost your money and your sanity, and your mother-in-law turned out to be a thief. You thought you’d found love with Cody (Josh Kelly), but then he turned out to be your cousin.
Your mom turned out to be the worst. You got a new dad out of the bargain, but he took off to follow your mom to the ends of the earth. (Don’t blame Robert [Tristan Rogers]; the man has never been able to resist Holly [Emma Samms], no matter what she does. Those two were meant to be, and even their kid was always going to be a distant second place.)
Baby Love
After losing little Liam Mike, we understand why you’d be happy to be pregnant again. We even understand wanting to keep his bio dad, Michael (Chad Duell), a secret. His family is a disaster. We understand why you don’t want this child being taken over by the Quartermaines. They do tend to do that.
But here’s where the logic gets funny…. You don’t want the Quartermaines to claim your baby to be. So you lie about Michael being the father…and name Jason (Steve Burton), instead? Um…what? Jason is a Quartermaine, too. Also, you work for them. You live in their house. How did you expect to keep them at bay? Dear Sasha, Please explain.
