If six years of watching him terrorize defenses has taught America anything, it is that Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver A.J. Brown is not a man to be trifled with.
Unfortunately, someone in Philadelphia appears to have made that mistake. On Monday, Brown groused on social media that his car had been stolen—and sent a crystal-clear message to the alleged perpetrator.
"Dear Philly... To whoever stole my car last night, I’ll make a deal with you," Brown wrote Monday morning. "Bring back my car and I won’t press charges, or when I find you today, it’s going to be what it’s going to be. Take it or leave it my guy."
Brown, 27, won his first Super Bowl with the Eagles a few months ago. Inasmuch as one of the NFL's best wide receivers can be a "fan favorite," he endeared himself to Philadelphia fans by reading on the sidelines during the playoffs.
That's to say: If Brown needs to track down his car, he'll doubtlessly have a slew of fans willing to help him out.