Farrah’s latest rants have been somewhat readable (thanks, most likely, to The Big F finally discovering ChatGPT.) However, the fired ‘Teen Mom’ star hit The Interwebs on Monday in her signature “Farrah Speak” word salad format to slam a random cornucopia of people and things, including ‘Teen Mom,’ Mackenzie McKee and IVF fertility treatments.
It appears that the Backdoor Teen Mom was not happy that Mackenzie (as well as her cast mate Briana DeJesus) appeared on ‘The Drew Barrymore Show’ on Monday, and she made sure to let everyone know.
Farrah— who, as The Ashley reported, tried to get back on ‘Teen Mom: The Next Chapter’ earlier this year but was shot down by producers— lashed out at Mack, who announced on the show that she is pregnant with twins after undergoing IVF. (As per usual, Farrah has nothing to do with Mackenzie, IVF or her pregnancy, but…here she is.)
(As always, The Ashley is leaving Farrah’s post unedited, to fully preserve the genuine “Farrah Speak.” The Ashley— a certified “Farrah Speak” interpreter— will attempt to translate what Farrah is saying.)
“If they thought I glamorized ‘Teen Mom’ what does 30 and IVF say on ‘Teen Mom’ today…” she wrote, before switching to talking in the third person.
“We still can’t get ratings high since Farrah left maybe Drew Barrymore can help & make this look insane,” she word-vomited onto Instagram Stories. “The show is not 30 & IVF BAD CASTING JOB AGAIN…What ppl do to be on TV is crazy.”
Then, just for additional giggles, Farrah ended her rant with, “God bless IVF kids -FA.”
AS YOU DO.
The Ashley can basically translate this rant into Farrah feeling jealous that other girls are getting on mainstream shows to discuss their lives, and she’s not. Since she was turned away after attempting to get her spot on ‘Teen Mom’ back, she’s mad that the show is now being used to talk about things that 30-year-olds deal with, including IVF…. and not being used to talk about…whatever it is that Farrah does all day.
Farrah then went on to brag that she will be appearing on an upcoming Netflix show called Pop the Balloon, where she and other reality TV randoms will search for “love” on live TV. She appeared to be trying to let everyone know that she’s too good for MTV (despite the fact that MTV didn’t want her back.)
“So excited, so grateful to be part of the Netflix family,” she wrote. “New shows soon.”
Mackenzie has not responded to– and likely does not care about– the word jumble Farrah uttered about her.
