Real Housewives of New York is back after a two-week hiatus. We left off with the women on vacation in Puerto Rico. In Episode 12, Brynn and Rebecca finally settled their feud, Racquel reconnected with her mom, and Erin showed a photo of her husband’s d*ck. Yeah, it was an…eventful episode.
The girls’ trip continued in Episode 13 and boy, it was a mess. If you missed the show, don’t worry, I have you covered.
Here’s what you missed.
What happened on Real Housewives of New York Season 15, Episode 13?
Tonight’s episode was constant chaos. Now that Brynn buried the hatchet with Rebecca, she needs a new target. She set her sights on Jessel, criticizing her friend for her love of photoshoots and makeup. It was pretty silly. Some other things happened too. Erin called Jessel a liar, Jenna showed her pubes, and Ubah screamed profanities at dinner. Yeah, it may be time for the women to say goodbye to Puerto Rico.
Everyone’s talking about Jessel on Real Housewives of New York
The Tuesday, January 7 episode kicked off with Brynn, Erin, and Sai gossiping about their “friend” Jessel. They tear into her for no reason, criticizing everything from her relationship with Pavit to her son’s birthday party. Poor Jessel! Girl is straightening her hair in the other room completely unaware her friends are making fun of her out by the pool.
During the gossip session, Brynn brings up a conversation she says happened while the women were in Anguilla last year. She says Jessel referred to a mystery man from her past as the “love of her life.” Brynn’s comment sparks a conversation about Jessel and Pavit’s chemistry. Erin and Sai, have you learned nothing from last season? Once again, they talk about how the couple has no sexual chemistry, saying they have more of a friend vibe. These women are so obsessed with Jessel’s marriage. Sai shares her opinion of Pavit, revealing she has not forgiven him for calling her a b*tch earlier in the season. Honestly, that’s fair. Pavit should have disengaged from that conversation. After the marriage talk ends, the women criticize Jessel for her overuse of glam and photographers, saying she’s changed a lot after Season 14. The whole conversation is petty and mean. What did Jessel do to deserve this ridicule? Lol!
Jenna shows an intimate photo of herself on Real Housewives of New York
The women enjoy another night out in Puerto Rico, dining at a fabulous restaurant. During the meal, Jenna (once again) brings up her oddly straight pubic hair. Yes, that is a real sentence. She provides photo evidence, showing all the women at the table her…you know. The photo causes an uproar of laughter as the women stare at the photo. Sai describes the hair as “silky straight,” while Brynn calls the photo a “work of art.” Ah, you gotta love Jenna. She really knows how to lighten the mood. I commend her for bringing the fun back to RHONY.
Once the women stop giggling about Jenna’s pubes, Brynn airs out her grievances with Jessel. She shares how she feels about Jessel’s overuse of glam and Jessel is just like, ‘Ok, so?’ And you know what, good for her! I don’t understand why Brynn is so bothered by Jessel’s decision to hire photographers and get her makeup done for events.
Erin stirs the pot by mentioning a past incident that caused drama between Brynn and Jessel. Apparently, Brynn cut Jessel in line at a photoshoot and she’s pissed about it. Jessel dismisses Erin’s claim, saying she was only upset for “30 seconds.” Erin doubles down, claiming Jessel was upset by Brynn’s behavior, prompting Jessel to tell Erin to “shut the f*ck up.” The comment upsets Erin, who retaliates by calling Jessel “such a liar.”
Brynn and Ubah fight over dinner on Real Housewives of New York
Brynn decides to add more fuel to the fire by calling out Ubah for being quiet. She says she’s boring, which activates Ubah. She tells Brynn to “stay the f*ck away from [her] side [of the table].” Yikes. Ubah’s over-the-top reaction breaks the tension because it makes the women laugh. For a minute, I thought the drama was over but Ubah had to get in one more dig before the night ended. After dinner, Ubah suggests Brynn slept with someone to get on the show. Oh no. The women agree that Ubah’s comment went too far. It’s true. It wasn’t a good moment, especially since Brynn has had to battle rumors such as these in the past.
Ubah makes an(other) unfortunate comment
Later, the women are talking about Ubah’s fight with Brynn. Ubah talks about their fractured relationship, saying she only wants supportive people in her circle because life is hard and unpredictable. She comments on how there are certain things in life you can’t control such as a parent dying and being diagnosed with cancer. It was an unfortunate comment to make considering Erin was in the room. The RHONY star has two parents battling cancer right now, so of course, the comment triggered her. She leaves the table to take a moment for herself. Ubah follows her and apologizes for her poor choice of words. Erin forgives her for the comment. She knows she meant no harm.
Rebecca reveals extreme fear of sharks
Tonight’s episode ended with the women traveling to Racquel’s favorite childhood beach. Rebecca reveals she never goes in the ocean because of her fear of sharks. She says she doesn’t even like to go in lakes because she’s convinced there is a shark waiting for her. Hmm…ok. The women arrive at the beach and Ubah is less than enthused about the environment. She declares that the water is “disgusting,” which offends Racquel. In a confessional, she describes Ubah’s comment as “rude.” The episode ends there, so we’ll have to wait to see what happens with these two next week.
Real Housewives of New York airs Tuesdays at 9/8 c on Bravo.
