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Season 15 of Real Housewives of New York is just days away. And let’s face it — last season the cast of the rebooted show delivered. While many RHONY fans worried about the show’s fate with a new cast, it surpassed expectations. And the drama between the cast during Season 15 looks … interesting. Why all the pigeons? Now the taglines are here, and Brynn Whitfield’s is a hoot.

The RHONY Season 15 taglines are here!

While Season 14 gave us Jenna Lyon’s amazing closet, Sai De Silva’s alleged aversion to cheese, and Erin Lichy and Abe Lichy’s hunger-inducing anniversary party, the new season looks to up the game. Newbies Racquel Chevremont is joining as a housewife, and Rebecca Minkoff is featured in a part-time role.

And let’s just say the taglines are on point. Bravo shared the new intros via Instagram. First up is Jessel Taank’s tagline, “I’m not up and coming, I’m already there.” This references her dig at Tribeca. Next is Erin’s tagline. “In the cocktail of life, a New Yorker is never shaken nor stirred,” she stated. This one may be my least favorite of the bunch.

Brynn’s tagline references last season’s opening. “Why date their dad, when you can just be Mother?” she asked. Sai stated, “I may be hungry, but at least I’m not thirsty.” Of course, Sai made fun of her constant need for food.

Meanwhile, Jenna’s tagline is, “Not everyone can be Jenna F*cking Lyons, but they can try.” This one is my favorite! Next, Ubah Hassan’s tagline is perfect. “Love looks good on me, but darling, what doesn’t?” And finally, new housewife Racquel gave her intro. “Just like a painting, you’ll need a couple of looks to figure me out,” Racquel said. I like it!

Rarely does a show have a good crop of taglines, so RHONY is already winning. Plus, Andy Cohen has teased an incredible season. “This season is really dramatic. I think people are going to love to see how the group dynamics have shifted,” Andy said.

The Real Housewives of New York Season 15 premieres Tuesday, October 1 at 9 p.m. on Bravo.