The Grand Dame of Charleston made her "first and last" Southern Charm reunion appearance, and it was appropriately fabulous.
The legendary Patricia Altschul made an in-person cameo during the Southern Charm Season 10 reunion, and it was exactly as fabulous as fans would hope for.
Even though Charleston's Grande Dame quipped that it would be her "first and last" reunion appearance, she made the most of it.
Ms. Patricia is known for stealing every scene she appears in with her wit, candor, and regal personality, and host Andy Cohen reflected that it's been that way since the show's earliest days.
"Ms. Pat, you look exactly the same," said Andy, awed. "What's your secret?"
Could it be her regular blowouts? Enviable collection of glittering muumuus? Celebrating of champagne and martinis?
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Per Patricia, it's much simpler (and cheekier) than that.
Her response to Andy: "Botox everywhere."
At least that's easier for most fans to achieve than a palatial mansion and full-time staff.