A ‘Teen Mom’-Themed Cruise is Coming! Leah Messer, Jenelle Evans, Catelynn Lowell & More to Set Sail with Fans (Exclusive Details)

   
“We’re bringing ‘Teen Mom’ trashery to the open waters!”

The cast of Teen Mom is setting sail!

On Wednesday, it was announced that several girls (and guys) from the cast of Teen Mom will be taking part in a ‘Teen Mom’-themed cruise, set to sail off to the Caribbean for five days of tropical trashy fun in April 2026… and The Ashley has all the details!

The cruise— which takes place aboard Royal Caribbean’s Explorer of the Seas ship— will sail from Cape Canaveral, Florida, and take cruisers to Coco Cay and the Bahamas.

Signed on to frolic with sea-faring fans are Catelynn LowellTyler BaltierraLeah MesserJenelle EvansAshley Jones, Briana DeJesusJade Cline and Sean Austin but The Ashley can reveal that several other cast members are being approached to participate.

“They’ll probably ask me to be the Captain, since I did drive my boat, the S.S. Broken Bottomfeeder!”

“They’d like Gary [Shirley] there, but Amber [Portwood] will not be going. Other cast members have already been assured that Amber will not be on the cruise,” one of The Ashley’s sources tell her. “Maci [Bookout] is another one they are trying to get to sign on.” 

The company putting on the cruise, Post Game Cruise, recently hosted a Big Brother-themed cruise and has a Survivor-themed and The Challenge-themed cruises planned for late 2025 and 2026. 

According to the company’s website, cruisers who sign up will have “a chance to compete with and against the celebrity lineup for cash and prizes, exclusive meet & greets and more!

 

“You will have plenty of opportunities to interact with the stars on many levels, as space is limited to ensure as much time as possible with the people you came to see.”

“Let me know if you need me to perform rap songs in the cruise ship’s disco!”

The Ashley’s sources tell her that this is not affiliated with MTV in anyway; however, the execs did have to approve it so that the cast could go.

“Go get HIGH HIGH on the high seas with Jenelle, or slap some bacon with Leah. I don’t care. Just leave me out of it.”

“The cast members get a free cruise but aren’t going to be paid unless a certain number of rooms sell,” one source tells The Ashley. “If they sell enough rooms, they’ll get a small payment. They also can bring their families and kids, so that’s another bonus to signing on.” 

Speaking of money, if you’d like to set sail with your favorite ‘Teen Mom’ trainwrecks, it’s going to cost you a pretty penny. Rooms range from $2490 (for the basic interior room) to $3570 (for a deluxe room with an ocean-view balcony suitable for dancing to Kesha with Jenelle).

Cruisers are promised a variety of specific activities, including participating with the cast in reality TV trivia, escape room challenges and more. 

Briana and her nemesis Ashley have both signed on for the cruise. Perhaps Bri can host a chandelier-swinging course? Ashley can teach a “How to Spit So It Hits That Biotch In The Face” seminar? 

If you feel like you’re experiencing deja’vu reading this, it’s likely because there was a past attempt to produce a ‘Teen Mom’ fan cruise. Back in 2016, Maci, Amber and Kail Lowry had signed on to participate in a cruise similar to the one that’s being produced now. Rooms had already sold but, four months before the ship was set to sail, the cruise was cancelled. The Ashley’s sources at the time told her that Kail’s surprise pregnancy with her third son Lux was a main reason for the cancellation, as Kail was no longer able to go on the cruise.

The ‘Teen Mom’ Cruise will take place April 8-13, 2026. If you desire to party on the high seas with the cast, click here.