Patricia Altschul Unleashes Scathing Takedown of Thomas Ravenel’s ‘Martyr Act’ on Social Media

“If He Spent Half As Much Time With His Children As He Does Writing Deranged Posts…” — Charleston’s Queen Has Spoken

Charleston just got hotter — and it has nothing to do with the weather. Southern Charm’s grande dame, Patricia Altschul, has officially had it with Thomas Ravenel’s online theatrics. After weeks of cryptic captions and self-pitying hashtags targeting ex Kathryn Dennis, Patricia is trading in her martini for a megaphone — and dragging Thomas like only she can.

No Pearls Spared: “He’s Not a Victim — He’s a Storyteller With a Savior Complex”

In a blistering private conversation, Patricia didn’t hold back. “Every other day, it’s a new chapter in the Poor Thomas Chronicles,” she quipped, mocking Ravenel’s habit of turning Instagram into a digital diary of grievances. According to Patricia, Thomas is more invested in curating his image than showing up for his kids — and she’s sick of it.

“Hashtagging His Way Through Heartbreak”

Patricia slammed Thomas for using vague, emotionally loaded captions about fatherhood and abandonment instead of taking real responsibility. “He’s parenting his image, not his children,” she snapped. “Where was all that energy when they needed a father, not a hashtag?”

Insiders say Patricia has long watched Ravenel attempt to rebrand himself as a victimized father — but his failure to back it up with action has pushed her over the edge. “If he spent half as much time at soccer practice as he does typing dramatic one-liners, we wouldn’t be here,” she reportedly said. “He’s not fooling anyone who knows the truth.”

Patricia’s Final Straw? This Redemption Tour

This isn’t Patricia’s first time coming for Thomas, but sources say his latest stint as “the long-suffering dad” has ignited a new level of fury. “Patricia believes in accountability — not curated captions,” a friend explained. “She’s over it.”

Meanwhile, Kathryn Dennis Stays Silent — for Now

As the online feud simmers, Kathryn Dennis remains notably quiet. Some believe it’s due to a legal gag order, others think she’s choosing grace over war. But Patricia warns fans not to be misled: “Don’t let his tweets rewrite the truth,” she declared. “He’s not the wounded hero — he’s the man who treats fatherhood like a performance.”

Bottom Line: Charleston’s Curtain Has Been Pulled Back

Thomas may think hashtags and hero complexes will win public sympathy — but in the words of Patricia Altschul, “When the mask slips, the truth walks in.” And if there’s one thing we’ve learned from Southern Charm, it’s this: when Patricia speaks, the party’s over.